What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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obamas trench

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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