what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Jews...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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