- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Why did the moron jump through the window?

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

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