Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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You copy and paster!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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