"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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It’s dead.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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You copy and paster!

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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