Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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