why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Paige

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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