So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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