- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

Mexicans are like waffles

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

Penis.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

4 is half the number 8 is.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Get in the car.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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