What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Christians

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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