How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My life

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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guess what?

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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