- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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