A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

what is darker than black?... YOU

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Libraries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Rebecca Black's new album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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