So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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black

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Liars go to hell! -God

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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A hayride would be fun.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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