how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Women's rights.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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