Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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The joke below me is retarded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Lacrosse

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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My nipple is bleeding

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69.... is a number

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