What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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