A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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