- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what happens when you wake up inception

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

The white guy did it!

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

i have cancer

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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