what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Gay rights

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A black man without problems.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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