What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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your mom

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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