shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Penis.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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