What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Yah? Well your a ********

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

French people.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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