why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A fat man on a moped

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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