What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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