One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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The Bible

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Chuck Norris died.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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