GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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American healthcare.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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this is not a joke.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My life

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Hitler

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Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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