a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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