I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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