did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Exactly what?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Hi my name is Bob

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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dildo

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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