- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

hi my name is? joe

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

i like potatoes

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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