- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

So a baby seal walks into a club.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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