What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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French people.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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William Raines.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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