roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Well, this is fun.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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The jets are a good team..

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Dallas Cowboys

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William Raines.

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