- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

did you ever see a butter fly?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A man walks into a bar.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Global Warming.

Women's rights

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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