a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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cc

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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penis

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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American healthcare.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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