I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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apple pie.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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