Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

i like potatoes

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What is a dog? Bark

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

balls in ya mouf

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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