- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

make me a sandwich!

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why Did the throw up He was sick

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

I can't see my forehead

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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