- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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