why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I hate you.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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