Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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josh simpson has cancer

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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women's rights

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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