- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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