Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Black people are innocent.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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