- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

your fat

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

who just made fun of katie matt

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

France never surrender.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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