My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why Because

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Hello

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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