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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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