- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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