- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What comes after "Q" R

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Where to, sir? Forward.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Hi my name is Bob

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

I Love Hitler.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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