A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

who just made fun of katie matt

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

DERP

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

You.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...