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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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