Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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gays

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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