A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Is Carly smart? No.

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Global Warming.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is a dog? Bark

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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