How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Exactly what?

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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guess what?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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That's unfortunate.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Anti Joke

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