why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Scott

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cc

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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DERP

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Anti Joke

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