Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Nickelback

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Men's rights

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's 6+2? 16

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I have no joke. u mad?

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Liars go to hell! -God

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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