Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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