- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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