What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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