- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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