What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Potato salad

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

live babies

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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