what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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