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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Global Warming.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black man says "ask" correctly.

William Raines.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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