live babies

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Global Warming.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

William Raines.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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