What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Ruller

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

women's rights

tim tebow is a great quarterback

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

American healthcare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What's 6 + 9? 15.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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