what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

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