What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What is a dog? Bark

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

William Raines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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