- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's big? Jupiter.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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