- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Hitler

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

9/11.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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