whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Jess Burns

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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