What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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