- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

balls in ya mouf

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

noodles

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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