Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's 9 +10 19

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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