- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Hi my name is Bob

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What's 6+2? 16

What's in there? Get outta there...

A man sat down Then he stood up

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What did the snake say to the rat?

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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