- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Rick Perry.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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