a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

youre gay

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

womens rights

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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