There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Asians...

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Female Athletics

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Gay rights

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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