- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Women's Rights

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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