Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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