A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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