- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

wanna hear a joke? no

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Women's rights.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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