What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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