Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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ASSCHEEKS

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Scott

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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