Two Jews walk in a bar...

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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