- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Robin, get in the car.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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