- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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