- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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