Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Anti Joke

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