- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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