A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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