What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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