So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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