- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My nipple is bleeding

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

69.... is a number

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

my names jim haha

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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