- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Oh...okay, good.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's 1+1? 4.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

France never surrender.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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