- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A man walks into a bar.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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