Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Netball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Penis.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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