Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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hi im paul!

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Netball.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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