What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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