What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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